due respect

Many of you commented on the 'hat' photo. It was my dad's idea. He ran around the house like a madman looking for a stapler. Once he stapled the 'crown' to his own, he dragged my mum out of the bathroom and wacked a similar piece on her head. He was pissing his pants all the while he was doing it. If you know my dad, you know that he shakes a lot when he laughs. I was very much amused. I have therefore included one more photo. I have covered his offensive nipple appropriately. It was a hot day and Jasiek refused to wear a shirt whilst wallpapering. His gut, it appeared, needed 'to breathe'.