Some of the things Wong left behind to make room for the 25 books he ordered on amazon:
- a huge bath towel
- a huge yellow bath robe
- 6 packets of envelopes
- 10 tins of snuff
- books he read and gave to us (including The Young Stalin)
- 2 notebooks
- 350 zloty to send his sea-mail stash of books he didn’t manage to finish reading (the stash includes 6 volumes of Proust and Italian vocab textbooks)
- about 7 bottles of grog, including a 15 year old Balvenie whiskey
- Czech money
- a nice load of boxers left in the bin (he claimed the Malaysian sizes were too restrictive)
To fill the gaping wound created by his departure, we will be having a new guest to stay with us as of tomorrow. For 6 days. Her name is Sarah, and she is the girlfriend of a guy who is the son of my mum’s neighbour friend from the 70s who lives in the States. Sarah is from
1 comment:
Stynky, while 'claimed' is bracingly, stingingly accurate, it was the novelty Chinese New Year briefs that were too small, not the boxers (they were just old). If you had investigated your rubbish more carefully, you would see it had about 6 pairs of undies in it.
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